March 2012
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February 2012
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What happens when you get stuck in traffic for 3...
You watch these videos on your phone while you still have enough signal strength.
Listen to every Ryan Adams interview you have on your iPod.
Realize you have Justin Timberlake’s Justified on your iPod.
Wonder why you have Justin Timberlake’s Justified on your iPod.
Listen to it in its entirety.
Realize you still know every word.
Feel mostly shame with a hint of undeniable...
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
This is Ashley. If you don't like her, that's...
1. She has a cat phone. Its name is Sundance.
2. You don’t want to mess with her.
3. But she’s really sweet.
4. She loves cats (whether they love her is questionable).
5. She’s scholarly!
6. She can do a fantastic Home Alone face.
7. She’s super fierce.
8. STOP. HAMMER TIME.
9. She’s super cuddly.
10. She’s beautiful.
While...
Who wrote the book of love?
I don’t know but, whoever it is, when I find them I’m going to beat that person senseless. Why? Because when they wrote that book, they obviously forgot to put the warning on the front. And now I’ve spent my life having that job. “Warning: real love may come with extraordinary amounts of sadness, depression and self-loathing.” Love can make you a reluctant existentialist.
-DRA
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I’M TAKING A BATH AND WATCHING DOWNTON ABBEY WITH A GLASS OF WINE BECAUSE OF REASONS.
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“I dont even know if I want a relationship, somebody knowing everything about me, I mean do I really want somebody knowing that sometimes I dress up like the queen and I record a speech and I watch it back to see what it would be like if I was the queen?”
-Miranda Hart, Miranda
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“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
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Wednesday-things:
I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO RIGHT KNOW IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME PHYSICALLY ILL.
REALLY.
I’M NOT KIDDING.
I WANT TO CRY.